Tiny Doll Theatre: Madge and Lois

Tiny Doll Theatre is what happens when you get kooky while taking photos for eBay listings. Presenting! Madge and Lois! They are neighbors. Lois is a Z-list actress and Madge is a bored lady.

(At Lois’ house Madge meets Lois’ new pet)

Is that a tiny camel?

Nope. It’s a CAT!

Sigh. Let’s go to your house.

Ugh. Ok.

Coffee? Tea? Cocaine?

Kidding! It’s just a hunk of coral. Cute, right?

Lo, sweetie… Are you sure you’re good with that horrible

eye makeup you’ve got on? Do you want me to help with your blush? I am pretty great at blush.

(Stomping)

Why are you so CRUEL!!?? *sob* You know I have big dreams. I just got that walk on role on 2 Broke Girls!

Get it together, Lois. Hey, don’t forget to gargle lemon and

warm water before your big scene! Oh wait, you don’t have any lines!

Wait, I’m sorry…

You are tough to love.

Forgive me.

Lois: God fine. But at least tell me what’s really going on? You are being real crazy.

Madge: It’s just that… I’m tired. So drained. I don’t know the real me.

You know what you want. You know you want to yelp “Naked as a jaybird!”

in a crowd scene on Who’s the Boss. It makes me lash out!

Lois: Who’s the Boss has not been on TV for years.

Madge: Ah! I have been watching all these old episodes!

(Hugging)

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